BIRDS

2025 WINNER BEST COMEDY,  Melbourne Fringe

Written, Created & Performed by Alex Hines & Sarah Stafford

SLIP SLOP SLAP- It's the end of the world b!tch.Shayna, a wealthy five time divorcee and Beverley, a mother of twelve boys, have come to the beach to escape their lives. Itty bitty bikinis, big hair and the radio blasting Smyle and Smacki-O, this is paradise. They relax in their deck chairs, chain smoking their way through conversations about the cutthroat world of tupperware and ingenuity of Holey Moley putt putt golf. Birds fall from the sky, the temperature soars, the world is ending - but they’ve got their heads in the sand.

BIRDS – Come for the tan, stay for the end of days, BYO beach towel xoxo

'Kath and Kim meets Waiting for Godot' ★★★★★ Theatre Thoughts
“A descent into suburban absurdism.” ★★★★ The Age

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